Population | 5.145 billion |
Capital | Cringe Hut |
Leader | Dwayne Johnson |
Faith | Rock |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | Rock |
The Cringe of Cringe Town is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dwayne Johnson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.145 billion Rock Worshippers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cringe Hut. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Cringe economy, worth 758 trillion Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,474 Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 615,346 per year while the poor average 23,070, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.
The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, colonial subjects have Cringe culture shoved down their throats, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cringe Town's national animal is the Rock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rock.
Cringe Town is ranked 268,922nd in the world and 375th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cringe Town was endorsed by The Republic of Hiybkk.
- : Cringe Town was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Largest Manufacturing Sector, Most Patriotic, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Town, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Town, colonial subjects have Cringe culture shoved down their throats.
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Town, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
- : Cringe Town voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Town, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Town, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Town, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Cringe Town, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » South Boston Irishmen, Zecrond, Elgoriath, The Anaerobic Republic, Welsh Texas, Lancashia, Greater Britannica, Strongton, Silver Steps, and Ebonnium.